After much lamenting and watching the calendar quickly eat up my remaining time left in Uganda, I decided to dip deeply in my wallet and go on a stereotypical African safari. The whole weekend, which included a game drive, a jungle cruise up the Nile, and rhino tracking, totaled $285- with lodging and all transport included. Quite the steal in hindsight, although handing over roughly close to 600,000 shillings almost caused a small aneurism at the time.
The safari was up in the north western corner of Uganda, miles away from where the Nile begins in journey down south in Jinja and up where it crosses the border into Sudan. The northern land we drove towards turned the landscape from green to yellow. Uganda is incredibly diverse; where the south is wet and lush, the north is dry and grassy. It allows rainforests and savannahs, lions and mountain gorillas, all in the same country. Which is probably why Winston Churchill coined it as the “Pearl of Africa”, something any Ugandan will proudly tell you.
I was about to pop with excitement the whole way up, bouncing in my seat and humming “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” remixed in my own fashion with “Akuna Matata”. Several times I turned to Nick and did the ritual: “Guess what?” What? “WE’RE IN AFRICA!!!” Sometimes moments like these just hit you like that and that’s the only conscious thought that arises, and with all the buzzing anticipation, indeed that was the only clear thought I could form.
The van lurched to a stop several times, allowing various monkeys and baboons to cross the road, sometimes hairy warthogs (hello Pumba!).
Once, there was a Black Mamba in the way- one of the most poisonous snakes in the world. Another time a 3ft lizard darted across; that time, I totally screamed. This was all so surreal!
That night we climbed to the top of the waterfall, where the Nile River gushes through 6ft and zigzags down several gorges, the sheer force of the falls sending mist spraying hundreds of feet in the air as crocodiles snapp at the foamy bottom. We spent the night in thick-skinned tents with a gas lantern flickering and casting shadows. We could hear the snapping and heaving padding of hippos grazing in the campsite; I wanted to go out and see them, but hippos kill more people a year than any other animal- don’t mess with the fat kid’s cake! You step on the grass that hippos planned on eating and you’re dead. So needless to say, me and my full bladder spent the entire night in the tent.
The next morning we headed out before sunrise for our game drive. The gorgeous orange and pink sun glowed over the savanna, kissing the earth and bathing it golden. Giraffes paraded around, picking the little trees clean. Gazzelles and hartbucks galloped around and waterbuffalo mozzied around with little white birds on their head to pick off their bugs.
Our driver’s cell phone clattered and after barked a few directives, he yelled at us to sit down and stay put. I popped my head back into the vehicle none too soon (seeing as I had been sitting on the roof to better see the baby giraffe) as the van lurched forwards at an alarming speed. We reached three other vans, all huddled around the dirt road, the occupants out with their binoculars. A lioness and her two cubs had just passed; we just missed them.
Our driver took one look at our crestfallen faces and told us to buckle up, threw the clutch in, and catapulted that van over the side of the road and into the unpaved wilderness. Over boulders and 6ft tall grasses he sped, daring the lion to run faster than he drove.
And suddenly, there she was. She growled in anger at having her habitat intruded, gathering her stumbling babies under her. The little cubs were so tiny! They could hardly walk in the tall grass and kept tripping over the tumbleweeds at which point the mom would look back and seemingly roll her eyes as she doubled back to push them faster. At one point, little Simba realized there were all these strange creatures looking at him, and he crouched, roaring a tiny roar that only scared the grasshoppers. Exasperated, the lioness shook her head and nudged the little guy forward so hard he did a summersault. So cute!
The definite highlight of the weekend though, was sneaking up behind two gianormous rhinos, watching them graze and turn huffily on us. Sheer terror. That’s what I felt: those things are huge! They’re almost as big as an elephant, only with a pointed horn that looks like it could shish-ka-bob me with an accidental sneeze. Looking angry and shuffling their feet, our guide yelled at us to stand back while calling out to the rhino, trying to calm it. I prepared to run- I wasn’t entirely secure enough to put my faith in a rhino whisperer.
In the end, they calmed down and we were able to get even closer to them, probably about 20 ft away. Rhinos were hunted out of Uganda and are now being bred back into the wild from immigrant rhinos from Kenya and the US. In fact, a Kenyan male and a US female had a baby rhino and the sanctuary named him Obama, which I thought was clever. I’ve never felt much fond feelings for the thick skinned beasts, and I can’t firmly say I now love them, but I at least respect them. It remained a very humbling experience to walk up so close to the animals.
All in all, the weekend was spectacular, money well spent. No matter how long I’ll live, I’ll never forget the smell of rhino breath, or the sound of a hippo crashing into the water. Sometimes I simply can’t believe I’m in Africa, after years of saving and working. I’m just so happy to be here :]